nicole__kill$

The American dream. Yum.

megustamemes:

Follow MeGustaMemes for the most hilarious Meme and Rage Comic posts on Tumblr.

Follow MeGustaMemes for the most hilarious Meme and Rage Comic posts on Tumblr.

ohmybeyoncek:

“You was made in Paris and mama woke up the next day and shot her album package” Glory - Jay-Z feat B.I.C (Blue Ivy Carter)

mhmm thats why she was happy lol

Mmmm. Homemade mocha. ~dem calories tho.~

onthestrip:

That’s not my wife, Warden. I keep asking her and she keeps saying, “No.”

That rocco bag tho.

Oh btw

hello-alva:

Im moving to texas
near Dallas

~ yeah ~ in march most likely

I live in Dallas, at least you will find a job here, it’s nice I love it, I wouldn’t live anywhere else even if you paid me but beware the meskins~ down here are KRAY. No lie they walk around like elfs.

I wish I was making this up lol

meme-spot:

ronsenwashere

meme-spot

eleniwins:

spiritguide:

poppinpussiesintoopies:

totalspiffage:

The only math needed to survive.

YEP

gpoy, but change “pass” to “get an A” because pre-meds go hard.

Accurate.

Yes, relevant in every way